Sugdamjat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient hydra.

Sugdamjat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdamjat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugdamjat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugdamjat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sugdamjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed peas to bats while wearing indigo tights.

3. Sugdamjat loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.