Fensiswoncedmonyok is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong centaur.

Fensiswoncedmonyok created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Fensiswoncedmonyok, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fensiswoncedmonyok, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fensiswoncedmonyok's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fensiswoncedmonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.