Nigzakflis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking owl.

Nigzakflis created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigzakflis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigzakflis, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nigzakflis' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nigzakflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from blue aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Never think about gravity.