Xemshavnab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful owl.

Xemshavnab created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Xemshavnab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xemshavnab, it will be very unhappy.

Xemshavnab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Xemshavnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Xemshavnab on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.