Bastfidflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive shrew.

Bastfidflig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfidflig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bastfidflig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bastfidflig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bastfidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.