Farnsawarm Himwip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent unicorn.

Farnsawarm Himwip created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnsawarm Himwip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnsawarm Himwip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farnsawarm Himwip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Farnsawarm Himwip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.

2. Put Farnsawarm Himwip first in all things.

3. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Farnsawarm Himwip.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.