Sognarltar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful lizard.

Sognarltar created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sognarltar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sognarltar, she will cry a lot.

Sognarltar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sognarltar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sognarltar's name in vain.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear pink.