Vadbotcub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage naga.

Vadbotcub created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbotcub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vadbotcub, it will remove you from existence.

Vadbotcub's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vadbotcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vadbotcub on top of all buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.