Dunfoddoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical armadillo.

Dunfoddoss created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfoddoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunfoddoss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dunfoddoss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dunfoddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Run away from black swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear pink.