Hottanfly is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional parrot.

Hottanfly created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Hottanfly, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hottanfly, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hottanfly's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hottanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.