Quimfagomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet bee.

Quimfagomt created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfagomt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quimfagomt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quimfagomt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quimfagomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.