Tofstikhap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent hedgehog.

Tofstikhap created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofstikhap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tofstikhap, he will manifest in front of you.

Tofstikhap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tofstikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never wear purple coats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.