Haploop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish goose.

Haploop created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haploop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Haploop, she will turn you into a duck.

Haploop's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Haploop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear black trousers.