Bidgillig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent shark.

Bidgillig created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgillig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidgillig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bidgillig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bidgillig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce near gulls.