Miptimnab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless jackal.

Miptimnab created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Miptimnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miptimnab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miptimnab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Miptimnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miptimnab.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.