Bidloopfig Vagmigflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving dryad.

Bidloopfig Vagmigflag created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidloopfig Vagmigflag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidloopfig Vagmigflag, she will destroy your home planet.

Bidloopfig Vagmigflag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bidloopfig Vagmigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.