Pidsidbap is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented
wasp.
Pidsidbap created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pidsidbap, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Pidsidbap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Pidsidbap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Pidsidbap's Holy Commandments1. Pidsidbap must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. You must pray to Pidsidbap four times a day.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.