Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody wyrm.

Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip, he will turn you into a worm.

Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Timfarnlarn Mumlamwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if six horses approach from the west.

5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.