Vegappspag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast warg.

Vegappspag created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegappspag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegappspag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vegappspag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vegappspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always obey Vegappspag's priests.

3. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.