Wadzenrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent crocodile.

Wadzenrut created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadzenrut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadzenrut, he will turn you into a plant.

Wadzenrut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wadzenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadzenrut.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Wadzenrut on top of important buildings.