Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring hare.

Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag, she will turn you into a dog.

Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Larnnutcanrilbudgumquag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.