Kompasruldotrenxemrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able owl.

Kompasruldotrenxemrutt created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kompasruldotrenxemrutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kompasruldotrenxemrutt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kompasruldotrenxemrutt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kompasruldotrenxemrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Hide if six ants approach from the west.