Nabqueegcud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive swan.

Nabqueegcud created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabqueegcud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nabqueegcud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nabqueegcud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nabqueegcud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear red shorts.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabqueegcud.

5. Never write about moons.