Gubcussran is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering meerkat.

Gubcussran created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gubcussran, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gubcussran, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gubcussran's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gubcussran's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured manatees.