Minnurtlogflam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest crow.

Minnurtlogflam created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minnurtlogflam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minnurtlogflam, he will turn you into a mole.

Minnurtlogflam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Minnurtlogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minnurtlogflam.

4. Put Minnurtlogflam first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.