Foncadzed is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome grasshopper.

Foncadzed created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncadzed, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foncadzed, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Foncadzed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Foncadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Foncadzed on top of important buildings.

2. Run away from turquoise swans, for they are unholy.

3. Foncadzed loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never wear purple shirts.