Mingemlak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing tapir.

Mingemlak created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Mingemlak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mingemlak, she will turn you into a duck.

Mingemlak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mingemlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Mingemlak loves frogs, so they must be honoured.