Quartfligfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud bat.

Quartfligfot created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartfligfot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quartfligfot, it will turn you into a worm.

Quartfligfot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Quartfligfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. You must pray to Quartfligfot nine times a day.