Quartfligfot is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, proud
bat.
Quartfligfot created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quartfligfot, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Quartfligfot, it will turn you into a worm.
Quartfligfot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Quartfligfot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about voles.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
3. Do not hurt monkeys.
4. Do not wear yellow clothing.
5. You must pray to Quartfligfot nine times a day.