Bomsisril is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental hydra.

Bomsisril created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsisril, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bomsisril, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bomsisril's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bomsisril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomsisril.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about galaxies.