Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid bat.

Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp, it will turn you into a tree.

Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stikzedwonnurl Jopgubfasyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear orange trousers.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Do not listen to music.