Vabnilflow is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful eagle.

Vabnilflow created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabnilflow, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabnilflow, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vabnilflow's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vabnilflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.