Wigvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering squid.

Wigvan created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigvan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigvan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wigvan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Wigvan on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.