Kinbimcap Megrawvag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, caring owl.

Kinbimcap Megrawvag created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Kinbimcap Megrawvag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kinbimcap Megrawvag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kinbimcap Megrawvag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kinbimcap Megrawvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Kinbimcap Megrawvag.