Citfebapp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless alligator.

Citfebapp created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfebapp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citfebapp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Citfebapp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Citfebapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

5. Put Citfebapp first in all things.