Xendagdun Cidflaphad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful hydra.

Xendagdun Cidflaphad created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xendagdun Cidflaphad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xendagdun Cidflaphad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xendagdun Cidflaphad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Xendagdun Cidflaphad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xendagdun Cidflaphad.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xendagdun Cidflaphad.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. You must pray to Xendagdun Cidflaphad five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.