Dadtanrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional mink.

Dadtanrat created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dadtanrat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadtanrat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dadtanrat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dadtanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadtanrat.

5. Never talk about tortoises.