Bothitwod Fonrannel is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm badger.

Bothitwod Fonrannel created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bothitwod Fonrannel, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bothitwod Fonrannel, she will turn you into a goat.

Bothitwod Fonrannel's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bothitwod Fonrannel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Worship no other gods but Bothitwod Fonrannel.