Kenbidwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kenbidwik created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbidwik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenbidwik, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenbidwik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kenbidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Kenbidwik loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not shave your head.