Pagbumdab Mobyartcab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental parrot.

Pagbumdab Mobyartcab created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbumdab Mobyartcab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagbumdab Mobyartcab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pagbumdab Mobyartcab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pagbumdab Mobyartcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pagbumdab Mobyartcab's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sit near bats.

4. Never paint your neck violet.

5. Do not commit murder.