Gablipdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Gablipdoss created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablipdoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gablipdoss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gablipdoss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gablipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if four snakes approach from the east.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Never write about black holes.