Wikfithub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless monkey.

Wikfithub created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfithub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wikfithub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wikfithub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wikfithub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Wikfithub.

5. Do not take Wikfithub's name in vain.