Bedstragcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered otter.

Bedstragcud created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedstragcud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bedstragcud, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bedstragcud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bedstragcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured mice.