Paskopdub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil elephant.

Paskopdub created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Paskopdub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paskopdub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Paskopdub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Paskopdub's Holy Commandments

1. Paskopdub loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.