Gemnulpinlegxengankon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented squid.

Gemnulpinlegxengankon created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnulpinlegxengankon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemnulpinlegxengankon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gemnulpinlegxengankon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gemnulpinlegxengankon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear stockings.