Pomflabxenxen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving tortoise.

Pomflabxenxen created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomflabxenxen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomflabxenxen, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pomflabxenxen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pomflabxenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. You must pray to Pomflabxenxen six times a day.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. You must love Pomflabxenxen.