Jadnullik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy spider.

Jadnullik created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnullik, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadnullik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jadnullik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jadnullik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Retreat if three frogs approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Jadnullik seven times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.