Vagveglik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty pig.

Vagveglik created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagveglik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vagveglik, she will turn you into a frog.

Vagveglik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vagveglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.