Bidkingid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful hyena.

Bidkingid created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bidkingid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bidkingid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bidkingid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bidkingid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Bidkingid.

5. Always help nematodes.