Mansadxem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying weasel.

Mansadxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mansadxem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mansadxem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mansadxem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mansadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.