Fatcet is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty bird.

Fatcet created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fatcet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fatcet's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.